#3: Dirty Pick-Up Lines
Insults are funny… Sometimes.
However, they definitely aren’t funny when they’re coming from a complete stranger, and that is exactly what you are to the woman you are thinking about approaching.
Regardless of how comedic your new funny pick-up lines are, if they can be taken as an insult, you want to avoid them like the plague. No woman is going to appreciate something that is even remotely insulting.
“Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself” is a little too crass to be considered funny, but turning around as she walks past you and although “Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe” may seem harmless, it can certainly come off as offensive.
So instead, stick to one-liners like saying “Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No? Damn!” as she walks past you. It will definitely make her smile, and she will appreciate your sense of humor – a quality that all women desire.