Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Picking Up Girls? Obnoxious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines You Should Never Use

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‘I’M LIKE PI BABY, I’M REALLY LONG AND I GO ON FOREVER’

Here’s yet another Howard Wolowitz original.  As with so many of his pick-up lines, it’s a bad pun, it’s self-aggrandizing, and it’s definitely not the sort of thing you’d want to say for yourself in public, no matter how big a fan of mathematics you are.

And you might think that it’s Howard’s love of math that keeps him back.  But it’s not.  …OK, it probably is, to a certain extent (sorry, Math Majors, your major is more practical, but not nearly as romantic as majoring in something that gives you a way with words) but the larger problem is how he presents himself.  He comes on too strong, in a sexual harassment-friendly kind of way, and what’s more, his constant self-compliments are a major turn off.

If you compliment yourself, it comes across as only you WOULD ever boast about…’it,’ and that you’re therefore compensating for something.

Let HER compliment YOU, and vice versa.