Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Picking Up Girls? Obnoxious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines You Should Never Use

In Dating Advice for Men by Interconnected Lives

Ah, where would we be without eye-rollingly funny cheesy pick-up lines?  Probably in a better place romantically, to be honest.  While they no doubt make for comedy gold, cheesy pick-up lines rarely work out romantically.

What you might find to be funny pick-up lines might well come across as absolutely awful, sexist, or both—and indeed, we’ll see examples of both before we’re through.

The obvious counter example to this would be those who enjoy bad pick-up lines precisely FOR their badness.  In that case, they’re less a romantic come-on and more an ironic, hipster-savvy way of saying ‘Hello…or, like, whatever—regular hellos are so st-pid.’

And you can see at once how that kind of smug approach both has its audience…and likewise alienates everyone else outside said audience.  As such, unless you’re a hipster courting another hipster, as if deconstructing how to flirt with a girl were the peak of romance, chances are you want to steer clear of these cheesy pick-up lines.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

What’s wrong with these pick-up lines? Let’s take a look